A man was driving home late one afternoon, notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. Obviously he was driving above speed limits and now he thinks something really illegal to outrun the police, so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway — 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.

Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures “what the heck,” and gives up. He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says “Listen mister, I’ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I’ll let you go.”

The man thought for a moment and said… “A few weeks ago, my wife fled with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought that you were the same officer and that you were trying to return her back to me!”

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