An old couple visits their family doctor. The old man goes in first to have his tests. When the tests are over, the doctor sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.

The doctor tells her, “Before we proceed with your the examination, I would like to speak to you about your husband first.”

The old woman says, “Oh, no, it’s his heart. I told him to stay away from eggs.”

The doctor says, “Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him.”

The old woman responded, “Oh Damn it, he started peeing in the fridge again!”

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