A man was consulting to the family doctor. “Doc, my wife’s going deaf.”

The doctor answers, “Well, do as I say to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t respond, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then we’ll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is.”

The man goes home and decides to try this out. He walks in the door and says, “Honey, what’s for lunch?”

He doesn’t hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. “Honey, what’s for lunch?”

Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he’s standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, “This is the eleventh time, I said we’re having MEATLOAF!”

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