An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

“Oh great!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old wife and you know she’s pregnant, having my child! What do you think about that?”

The doctor thought for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was a professional hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.”

The doctor continued, “So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle.” “And do you know what happened?” the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied “No.”

The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him!”

“That’s not possible!” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must have shot that bear.”

“That’s what I am trying to explain you…” replied the doctor.

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