An Australian cricket supporter is at the World Cup final when he has a heart attack. Upon arriving at the Heaven Gates, he meets up with St. Peter, who asks him, ” why you thinks you deserves to enter Heaven.”

“Well,” the Aussie says, “three weeks ago I gave ten dollars to a charity for the Handicappes!”

St. Peter frowns and says, “What else?”

“Two weeks ago I gave ten dollars to the homeless shelter!” the Aussie continues.

“Anything  else?”

“A week ago I gave ten dollars to the orphanage!”

So Peter tells the Aussie to wait for just a minute and he’ll be right back. About five minutes later Peter returns and says, “Well, I have discussed your case with the Boss, and he agrees with me. Here’s your thirty dollars back, now go to Hell!”

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