Pope The Chauffer.
The Pope was just returning from a tour of South Africa and is taking a limousine to Paris from Airport. The Pope had never drive a Limo, so he requests the chauffeur to just have a trail. Well, the chauffeur willingly hands the car to the Pope and climbs in the back of the limo.
The Pope proceeds down on Highway, and starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the red and blue lights of a CHP cruiser in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
The trooper, seeing who it is, says, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.”
The trooper calls in and asks for the Chief. He tells the Chief that he’s got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks to help him how to handle the situation.
“It’s not the son or daughter of Gorge Bush again, is it?” asks the Chief.
“No Sir!” replies the trooper, “This guy’s more important.”
“Is it the governor?”
“No! Even more important!”
“Is it the PRESIDENT himself?”
“No! Even more important!”
“Well, WHO THE HELL is it?” screams the Chief.
“I don’t know, Sir,” replies the trooper, “But he’s got the Pope as his chauffeur!
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