An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “Oh great!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old wife and you know ...read more!

Some more vampires went to see Dracula. They said, “Sir, we’re going to organize a football team.” “Great,” he said, “I’ll be the Goalkeeper.” They ...read more!

A man was consulting to the family doctor. “Doc, my wife’s going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, do as I say to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask ...read more!

An old lady complains the doctor and says, “I have this really bad flatulence problem, but nor they don’t stink neither make a sound.” The doctor says “O.K., take two of ...read more!

A pipe is broken in a doctor’s mansion. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for ...read more!

An old couple visits their family doctor. The old man goes in first to have his tests. When the tests are over, the doctor sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman ...read more!

An agent came home from a secret two year mission and find his wife with a new born baby. Mad with anger he inquired about the father of this baby to teach him a good lesson. “Was it my ...read more!

“I no more enjoy this married life. The thrill is almost gone ,” Wan told his best friend Duke. “Well you can again bring colors to your life. Why not have some affair?” his ...read more!

An Old Farmer was dying. The family was standing around his bed in total silence. With a feeble voice he said to his wife: “When I die I want you to marry farmer Kane.” Wife: ...read more!

Son: How much do you have to pay to get married, Dad? Father: I cant tell you  son, I’m still paying for it. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his ...read more!