A police officer  stops a Navy Chief over for speeding on Highway :

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Navy Chief: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Navy Chief: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Navy Chief: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: What???? There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is.

The Captain checked the License and it was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?
Navy Chief: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.
Of course the driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Navy Chief: No problem.
Trunk is opened; but no body.

Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Navy Chief: Oh really, that’s disgusting. I bet the liar said that I was speeding, too

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