A mastiff and a Chichuahua.


There are two subtle points of distinction between a mastiff and a chichuahua:
1) The nose. The mastiff’s nose is blunt, while the chihuahua’s is pointy.
2) The ears. The mastiff’s ears are floppy. The chihuahua’s are sharp, upright and pointy.

If, after examing ears and nose, you are still in doubt, there is yet another method of distinguishing between a mastiff and a chihuahua. This technique involves two steps.
1) Sit on the dog.
2) Arise and examine the dog.
If the animal is alive and well, you are dealing with a mastiff. If the dog is not, then what you had was a chihuahua.

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