Late for exam

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to near by city and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to their town until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to city for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. “Cool,” they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. “This is going to be easy.”

Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:

(For 95 points): Which tire?
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Amitabh is questioning a guy on Kaun Banega Crorpati . He asks him
“Meri company ka naam kya hain?”
OPtions : INfosys, Wipro, ABCL, HLL
THe guys says “ABCL” Amitabh asks “Sure, confident?”
The guys says ” yes confident” Amitabh says
Amitabh : “Sure! Tala laaga dein.”
The guy says : “Ha tala laaga dein”
“Computerji ABCL ko tala laga do”
The computer replies “Abe gadhe ABCL ko 2 saal se Tala laga hua hain !”
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One evening Dilip Kumar returned from work and seeing him tired,
Saira Banu asked him to lie down on the sofa and affectionately put his head in her lap.
He removed his spectacles and she commented:
“Without glasses you look like handsome man I married years ago.”
Dilip Kumar smiled wickedly and said: “Without my glasses you look the pretty woman I married years ago”.

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