Simply Jokes

Banta Singh was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so Banta Singh’s coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was “”There should not be last coach in any train.”"
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Two sardars go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. The first sardar says: “I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish.” The other answers: “Yes, I made ‘X’ on the side of the boat to mark the spot.” “You idiot!” replies the first.” how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow.”
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Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
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Santa and Banta are driving a car, Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta
To check whether it is working.
He puts his hand out and says –
YES..NOYES..NO..YES..NO
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Desi English

Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody…)
The principal just passed away.
Who took out the breeze of my cykill.
Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).
My cykill is understanding the tree.
Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in”!
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“Repeat again please!”
“Mistake became wrong!”
Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?
Pliss, close the fan!
He/she’s my cousin brother/sister
He/she’s my co-brother/sister
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Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.
Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one’s honor in mud
Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors’ nose has been chopped off
Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?
Naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils

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