Don’t tell lie

One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the dean said they can have the retest after 3 days. they said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test, so all four were required to sit in separate class rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.

The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.

Q .1. Write down your names —–( 2 marks )

Q.2. Which tyre burst ——-( 98 marks ).
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A couple, along with their young son, went to theatre to watch Sholay.
When they returned back to home, the husband romantically said to the wife: “Naach Basanti”.
“Nahi Basanti! iss kutte k samne mat nachna!” shouted their young son.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is
he crying?

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