A kid went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist, “Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?” The chemist replied, “Son, do you know what condoms are used ...read more!

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbors’ ...read more!

There was a guy in a town who had a girlfriend called Lorraine.She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find what a new girl had started working there. Her name was ...read more!

A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in ...read more!

Once in a guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two ...read more!

A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him. The newcomer asks ...read more!

Two men shared a same table in a bar. Slowly they began to chat with each other. One said, “I was married 3 times and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison ...read more!

The Commander called down to Motor Maintenance. A sleepy voice answered, “Hullo.” The Commander said, “How many vehicles in the motor pool?” The sleepy voice said, ...read more!

A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector ...read more!

A priest went into a  barbershop for his hair cut and asked how much he owed. “No charge, Father,” the barber said. “I consider it a service to the Lord.” when the barber ...read more!