One day walking through town, I saw a road worker printing a sign that read “Raised Manhole Ahead.” I pointed out that there were more like ten raised manholes. The sign, he assured me, ...read more!

A pastor I know has a standard liturgy for funerals. To personalize each service, he uses the Find and Replace command on his computer to replace the name of the deceased from the previous funeral ...read more!

Once we  decided to introduce my  mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves site, and we told her it could answer any question she had. My mother ...read more!

I am five feet three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted ...read more!

On the way back from a Party, my grandson asked my son the question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?” he asked ...read more!

I worked as a student nurse in a Hospital, and its regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. I found an elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a ...read more!

Farmer Munnu decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was ...read more!

A police officer  stops a Navy Chief over for speeding on Highway : Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got ...read more!

A police officer  stops a Navy Chief over for speeding on Highway : Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got ...read more!

One day, a patrolman sat hidden behind a billboard waiting for anyone to cruise through his speed trap. A gentleman headed home to visit family and making way better time that he should have, ...read more!