When a woman in my office recently married, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest,” she said. “How long have you been married?” I ...read more!

The moment I stepped into the post office, the postmaster noticed the new earrings my husband had gifted me. “Those must be real diamonds,” he said. “Yes,” I said. ...read more!

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why’s that? Manager: Every time he plays I  repent why I bothered to buy him! AKPC_IDS += "1090,";Popularity: ...read more!

Professor: I thought, Henrry, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? Hennry: That’s right, sir. Professor: So how come I saw you coming out of the ...read more!

A pipe is broken in a doctor’s mansion. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for ...read more!

Son: How much do you have to pay to get married, Dad? Father: I cant tell you  son, I’m still paying for it. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his ...read more!

Mrs Helen and her little daughter Kim were sitting outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. When it was over, Kim questioned her mother, “Why did the bride change ...read more!

Passenger : “How do I know which plane to get on?” Customer Care executive : What exactly you meant, Sir Passenger : “I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn ...read more!

On a rural road a policeman stopped a farmer over and said: “Sir, do you know that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” The farmer (totally amazed) replied: “Is that ...read more!

A nice lady just called.  She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. The Customer Care executive tried to explain that ...read more!