Madam: Why were you late ? Santa: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Madam totally surprised: You mean you need to sleep at home too ! AKPC_IDS += "930,";Popularity: 1% [?] ...read more!

A collage guy named Santa was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Amritsar. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Sunny Deol sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it, Santa ...read more!

Santa and Banta looking at Egyptian mummy. Santa : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Banta : Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760 AKPC_IDS += "652,";Popularity: 1% [?] ...read more!

Santa proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1year elder to you……… .. Santa  said Oye No Problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR. AKPC_IDS += "650,";Popularity: 1% [?] ...read more!

Neighbour to Santa:  ” Raat nu teri khirki khuli si, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi”. Santa:  “Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi”. AKPC_IDS += ...read more!

A santa was drawing money from ATM, The banta behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).” The santa replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U ...read more!

Man: Santaji where were U born? Santaji : Punjab. Man : Which part? Santaji : Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar AKPC_IDS += "585,";Popularity: 1% [?] ...read more!

A new client meets a famous lawyer. Santa : Can you tell me how much do you charge? Banta : I charge 1000 Rs. to answer three questions! Santa : Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it? Banta ...read more!

Santa : Yaar, What’s the diff between mother & wife? Banta : Simple, One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so. AKPC_IDS += "496,";Popularity: ...read more!

Interviewer: what s ur qualification? Santa : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .. AKPC_IDS += "491,";Popularity: unranked ...read more!