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		<title>Late reason..</title>
		<link>http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/07/07/late-reason.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Madam: Why were you late ?
Santa: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Madam totally surprised: You mean you need to sleep at home too !
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/07/07/late-reason.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Madam: Why were you late ?
Santa: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Madam totally surprised: You mean you need to sleep at home too !
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/07/07/late-reason.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Madam: Why were you late ?
Santa: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Madam totally surprised: You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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		<title>Santa with Sunny Deol</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A collage guy named Santa was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Amritsar. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Sunny Deol sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it, Santa <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/30/santa-with-sunny-deol.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>A collage guy named Santa was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Amritsar. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Sunny Deol sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it, Santa <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/30/santa-with-sunny-deol.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>A collage guy named Santa was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Amritsar. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Sunny Deol sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it, Santa <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/30/santa-with-sunny-deol.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p>

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		<title>Santa-Banta and Mummy</title>
		<link>http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/22/santa-banta-and-mummy.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Santa and Banta looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Banta : Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/22/santa-banta-and-mummy.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Santa and Banta looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Banta : Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/22/santa-banta-and-mummy.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Santa and Banta looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Banta : Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/22/santa-banta-and-mummy.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p>

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		<title>Santas marriage.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Santa proposed a Girl&#8230;&#8230;
Girl said Im 1year elder to you&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; ..
Santa  said Oye No Problem Soniye, I&#8217;ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/22/santas-marriage.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Santa proposed a Girl&#8230;&#8230;
Girl said Im 1year elder to you&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; ..
Santa  said Oye No Problem Soniye, I&#8217;ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/22/santas-marriage.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Santa proposed a Girl&#8230;&#8230;
Girl said Im 1year elder to you&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; ..
Santa  said Oye No Problem Soniye, I&#8217;ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/22/santas-marriage.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p>

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		<title>Khidki Khuli.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Neighbour to Santa:  &#8221; Raat nu teri khirki khuli si, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi&#8221;.
Santa:  &#8220;Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi&#8221;.
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/19/khidki-khuli.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Neighbour to Santa:  &#8221; Raat nu teri khirki khuli si, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi&#8221;.
Santa:  &#8220;Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi&#8221;.
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/19/khidki-khuli.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Neighbour to Santa:  &#8221; Raat nu teri khirki khuli si, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi&#8221;.
Santa:  &#8220;Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi&#8221;.
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		<title>Wrong Password</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A santa was drawing money from ATM,
The banta behind him in the line said,
&#8220;Ha! Ha! Haaa! I&#8217;ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).&#8221;
The santa replies, &#8220;Ha! Ha! Haaa! U <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/19/wrong-password.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>A santa was drawing money from ATM,
The banta behind him in the line said,
&#8220;Ha! Ha! Haaa! I&#8217;ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).&#8221;
The santa replies, &#8220;Ha! Ha! Haaa! U <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/19/wrong-password.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>A santa was drawing money from ATM,
The banta behind him in the line said,
&#8220;Ha! Ha! Haaa! I&#8217;ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).&#8221;
The santa replies, &#8220;Ha! Ha! Haaa! U <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/19/wrong-password.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p>

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		<title>Which Part.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Man: Santaji where were U born?
Santaji : Punjab.
Man : Which part?
Santaji : Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/19/which-part.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Man: Santaji where were U born?
Santaji : Punjab.
Man : Which part?
Santaji : Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/19/which-part.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Man: Santaji where were U born?
Santaji : Punjab.
Man : Which part?
Santaji : Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar
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		<title>Clever Lawyer..Smart Fees&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/17/clever-lawyer-smart-fees.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Santa : Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Banta : I charge 1000 Rs. to answer three questions!
Santa : Well that&#8217;s a bit steep, isn&#8217;t it?
Banta <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/17/clever-lawyer-smart-fees.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Santa : Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Banta : I charge 1000 Rs. to answer three questions!
Santa : Well that&#8217;s a bit steep, isn&#8217;t it?
Banta <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/17/clever-lawyer-smart-fees.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Santa : Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Banta : I charge 1000 Rs. to answer three questions!
Santa : Well that&#8217;s a bit steep, isn&#8217;t it?
Banta <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/17/clever-lawyer-smart-fees.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p>

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		<title>Good Difference&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Santa : Yaar, What&#8217;s the diff between mother &amp; wife?
Banta : Simple, One woman brings into the world crying &amp; the other ensures you continue to do so.
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/17/good-difference.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Santa : Yaar, What&#8217;s the diff between mother &amp; wife?
Banta : Simple, One woman brings into the world crying &amp; the other ensures you continue to do so.
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/17/good-difference.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Santa : Yaar, What&#8217;s the diff between mother &amp; wife?
Banta : Simple, One woman brings into the world crying &amp; the other ensures you continue to do so.
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		<title>Santas Qualification&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/17/santas-qualification.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
 <a href='http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/06/17/santas-qualification.html' rel="nofollow">...read more!</a></p><p>Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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