Posted June 17, 2009 
Comments(0) Santa for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND‘, but in the exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A ...read more!
Posted June 17, 2009 Comments(0) Three men – an American, a Japanese and Banta were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at ...read more!
Posted June 17, 2009 Comments(0) Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, who kuch aur hi bolti hai. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, To who boli ‘Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’ AKPC_IDS += ...read more!
Posted June 17, 2009 Comments(0) Santa: Who ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Who bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU ...read more!
Posted June 17, 2009 Comments(0) Teacher: Santa, Translation this sentence from Hindi to English, “Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi”. Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. AKPC_IDS += ...read more!
Posted June 17, 2009 Comments(0) Santa bought a Mercedes on loan… He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also! AKPC_IDS += ...read more!