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	<title>Funny Humour, Funny Stuff, Find Jokes, Riddles, Funny Stories, Gags, Hilarious Fun</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and
companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in NY
3. I take my wife everywhere, but [...]


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		<title>Ribbed condoms</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A kid went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist, &#8220;Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?&#8221;
The chemist replied, &#8220;Son, do you know what condoms are used for?&#8221;
&#8220;Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases.&#8221;
The chemist was impressed. &#8220;That&#8217;s right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?&#8221;
The kid paused [...]


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		<title>I blew frank.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One night a man went inside a bar and ordered 12 beers.
He drank them all as fast as he could and staggered out of the bar&#8230;
He returned the next day, and stated to the bartender:
&#8220;I blew frank.&#8221;
The bartender says &#8220;Of course you did, you had 10 beers.&#8221;
The guy replies &#8220;No, you don&#8217;t understand&#8230;..  frank is [...]


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		<title>Funny doctor.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.
But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, &#8220;I hope, doctor, you don&#8217;t mind Tom being in there.&#8221;
&#8220;No,&#8221; said the doctor calmly, &#8220;He&#8217;ll be [...]


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		<title>Need an ambulance.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital&#8230;
=&#62; I am under the doctor and cannot breathe.
=&#62; I can&#8217;t walk to the bus stop and my wife is bent.
=&#62; I can&#8217;t breathe and haven&#8217;t done so for many years.
=&#62; I want transport as bus drivers do funny things to me [...]


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		<title>Good neighbour.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbors&#8217; daughter&#8217;s rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with [...]


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		<link>http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/08/27/good-neighbour.html</link>
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		<title>Clearly gone.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a guy in a town who had a girlfriend called Lorraine.She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find what a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He began to like her and after a while [...]


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		<title>Tibet time.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the motel room. After a few unsuccessful attempts to find an english speaking local, the [...]


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		<title>War wounds.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Once in a guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.

&#8220;What the hell is that?&#8221; he asks.

&#8220;War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They [...]


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		<link>http://www.simplyforjoy.com/joy/2009/08/27/war-wounds.html</link>
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		<title>Prostate problem.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into his doctor&#8217;s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him.

The newcomer asks &#8220;W w what are yyy you ddd doing here?&#8221;

The man replies, &#8221; I am waiting to see the doctor.&#8221;

&#8220;W [...]


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