There are two subtle points of distinction between a mastiff and a chichuahua: 1) The nose. The mastiff’s nose is blunt, while the chihuahua’s is pointy. 2) The ears. The mastiff’s ears are ...read more!

Two men shared a same table in a bar. Slowly they began to chat with each other. One said, “I was married 3 times and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison ...read more!

The Commander called down to Motor Maintenance. A sleepy voice answered, “Hullo.” The Commander said, “How many vehicles in the motor pool?” The sleepy voice said, ...read more!

A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector ...read more!

A priest went into a  barbershop for his hair cut and asked how much he owed. “No charge, Father,” the barber said. “I consider it a service to the Lord.” when the barber ...read more!

Very few people outside the military know what a quartermaster does. So during my aircraft carrier’s Family Day, I demonstrated a procedure called semaphore-I grabbed my flags and signaled an ...read more!

I worked as a medical intern in a hospital, one of my patients, who was  an elderly man with a thick accent. It took a while before I understood that he had no health insurance. Since he was a ...read more!

During basic training, our drill sergeant asked all Jewish personnel to make themselves known. Six of us tentatively raised our hands. Much to our relief, we were given the day off from the rough ...read more!

My husband was stationed overseas and our 5-year-old daughter decided that she needed a baby brother. “Good idea,” I told her. “But why don’t we  wait till your ...read more!

Short and baby-faced, my friend Frank  had trouble being taken seriously in the Army. A mustache, he assumed, would fix that, but He was wrong. “Frank!” bellowed our drill instructor ...read more!